ED

Ed's got style that counts, style that can't be bought, or taught. His shoulders start spinning before his feet, and his follow through is smooth like puddin.
Here's Ed is testing our new nanotech skateboard. It's almost as if it's not even there. Check out Connor far off to the left on our faster ultra-nanotech board.
Stop the madness y'all. Pull the silly bus over, and lets get off.